10 points for each of these management tropes in any Hub or Townhall. Try the latest HR (sorry, "People") non-announcement for practice:
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use of "excited" to describe announcing an org chart no one cares about
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appeal to higher authority (e.g., name checking DC, a famous client, or innovative company)
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repeat of "Bold Open Focused"
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likening Refinitiv to "a startup with revenue of $6bn"
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use of "agile", "nimble", "inclusive" or "challenging" (score 10 points for each occurrence)
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"Insights" offered by someone with no recent work experience outside TR
Bonus 50 points:
- Unironic use of "value creation" ("driving revenue" also acceptable)
Post your scores.