It is a good place to work. Hear me out. The senior slackers and butt kissers have taught me well.
- It's a job with decent pay and benefits, but it's just a job.
- Put in the 35 hours a week. Don't milk it too much. Even if you work at McDonald's, you have to put in the hours.
- For those hot projects and rushes, put in the 40 to 45 weeks. Possibly, a weekend too. Collect the kudos, high-fives, and pats on the back; these will buy you slack when you need it. Don't forget to give some back too.
- No matter how you really feel. Just act friendly. Put on a fake smile and say hi. Don't be anti-social. Go the extra mile and ask if they have plans for the weekend or ask them how their weekend went. Pretend to care.
- Don't feel like going into the office for a few days. Want an extra day to recover from that long fishing weekend? Let your manager know that you've come down with something. Tell them that you don't want to come in and share it with everyone and that you'll work as much as possible from home. Even if you can, don't work those long hours at home. Put on a good act for a good show.
- Want to go home early. Let your coworkers and manager know that you're not feeling so well. What can they say?
- Don't be shy; give your co-workers and manager a kudo once in a while. Even if it's just a thank-you. It's an easy way to brown-nose.
- Dress decent. Dress for success. Dress for the job. Don't be a slob.
- Don't install the company apps on your phone. Trust no one.
- Never do personal stuff on your company laptop or devices. Do it on your own device. Don't give them the chance to track your activities.
- Never give bad feedback. Always pretend that all is positive.
- Always attend your meetings; this includes the company-wide ones. Never know who's tracking attendance.
Now you know how others survive, even if they have poor skills and are clearly not performing.
It's an easy ride. Enjoy it!
Now go to work and put on a good show. I do, and you can too! Practice makes perfect!