Thread regarding Truist Bank layoffs

2026

2026 is my year.

After years of tireless devotion, my boss has graciously informed me that all my sacrifices may finally be recognized. You know, the late nights, the early mornings, the thrilling experience of being perpetually on call regardless of day, time, or basic human decency. The way I consistently put Truist first, always ahead of my family, my health, and any lingering sense of self-worth.

I never once let something as trivial as time off interfere with productivity. Not even when my mother died this year. Thankfully, modern technology allowed me to stream the service online, so there was really no excuse to disrupt deliverables. Efficiency matters.

And now, at long last, the payoff is in sight. I’ve been told I should be an AVP by the end of Q1!


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Post ID: @OP+1kcww2fby

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@qp Proofreading is evidently beyond your skill set.

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Post ID: @vz+1kcww2fby

Go to ya barber
Tell him you’re tired if licking like a je-k

Cut that mullet.

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Post ID: @qp+1kcww2fby

Banking is capitalism. What an id--t.

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Post ID: @hx+1kcww2fby

I don’t care who heard it
FREE DIDDY!

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Post ID: @df+1kcww2fby

@OP More great insights from the participation trophy gang. You want to be handed paychecks and titles without doing actual work. Banking is capitalism and if you aren't all in on capitalism you have no place here. Go work for a bleeding heart credit union and refund all the unemployed single parents' fees and hand out discount coupons for Carowinds all day. See you 1/5!

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Post ID: @c3+1kcww2fby

You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and dog-gonnit, people like you. Way to go Jack Handy!!

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