Thread regarding GlobalFoundries layoffs

Yes, Sir. What a good idea.

After years of fighting it, I have finally figured out how to play the game.

It’s actually easy once you know how it works:

1.) Strip yourself of your identity and any sense of self
2.) eGet it through your head: You do not exist to contribute. You exist to serve.
3.) Plaster a smile on your face. “Yes, I’m on board. But, no, I don’t have anything to add.” Always neutral. You’re neither excited or angry.
4.)Leave work. Go about your day.

I’m telling you. This works. It won’t get you a promotion, but it lowers your expectations so you’re not disappointed when (not if) it doesn’t come through.

Congratulations! You are finally free.

Try it for a week and comment back here. Your circumstances did not change but do you feel happier?


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5) Don’t ever say “we” did something wrong when it really was completely your coworkers fault. They are throwing you under the bus while you protect them.

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did you learn this from your dad? or was this incompetence newfound...

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Post ID: @yh+1k7679wb8

this is the way

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Post ID: @jj+1k7679wb8

Anyone who watched the Simpsons TV show knew this.

Homer's life lessons:
"Oh, good idea, boss"
"Cover for me"
"It was like that when I got here"

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Post ID: @bs+1k7679wb8

@OP My dear Bilbo! Something is the matter with you! You are not the hobbit that you were.

You are on the start of your journey and have much to learn, but at least now, you are on your way

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