Call all your male coworkers daddy as a sign of respect
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Who gives a phuuuck! Most co-workers couldn’t give a flying phuuuck about you! Just go to work and do your job say hi and bye and call it good!
Make sure the trailing unit is nice and close for YA BR-1 so you can go back there in between waits and or meets and he can give you a up and down massage like at a Massage palor and
wipe each others behinds.....Terry Lauhglin was my best friend and a good CON for doing that when I was his hoghead..giver
Ignore your triggered co-workers and act like they don’t exist. Be a MAN!
@OP Since you’re at work, talk about work.
Or, better yet, focus on your job instead of sitting around a talking. Works for me.
Try sharing a urinal and looking into each other’s eyes. That’s a quick way to make it to the top at UP
First ask them how they identify and what pronoun they would like you to use if any at all.
Then when you've had enough of that you go down to the short stool store which just happens to be by the rope store and we'll you get the idea.
Just do your job and keep your mouth shut. You will be happier and so will your company-workers.
Ask your engineer to marry you
It's simple! Just cut out the talking part and go on with your day. It doesn't matter what you say, it's how you say it. What you say to your co-worker may seem harmless, but to the eavesdropping A-ho-e it's not. Normal words that had no meaning other than to describe the color of your car is now considered offensive. We live in a world where someone can find something offensive about you or what you say.
Just keep everything light and fluffy. “How’s the coffee?”, “Are you excited for the holidays?”, “What were your kids for Halloween?” Just talk about d-mb s*** like that. If you don’t, you will probably offend someone.
Just talk about boring stuff like the weather.