The stage is set at the Broward County Convention Center in Fort Lauderdale for TK’s All Hands, but what’s the point of this fiasco? More bull#### about RTO?
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Maybe it someone who designs abattoirs as the motivational speaker?
He should hire a motivational speaker for the meeting. Or a magician. Or maybe a clown.
Pogo the clown is still perfecting his makeup.
@5dny+1lN35dY3 “ And the result of the convention center event was??”
Dude, calm yer ti-s - the needlessly fancy all hands hasn’t happened yet. When it does, you’ll know about it here first. lol
And the result of the convention center event was??
No longer at Citrix but following the disaster he keeps making
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Perhaps TK will let drop "If you've shown up in person for this All-Hands, you can keep your jobs. If you're tuning in from a remote location, you're fired." Wouldn't put it past him.
My girlfriend back in 1997 worked at Cabletron's Rochester, NH HQ at the time when Cabletron acquired Digital Networks Product Group (DNPG): To mark the occasion Cabletron bussed some portion of DNPG employees up from DNPG's N. Andover building in Ma. (by name / reservation) to Cabletron HQ for a meet & greet.
....But not everybody was was bussed up: When those that made the trip to NH returned to N. Andover, they found out the others were laid off....
So indeed beware! Maybe those that show up at the convention center will be judged as not being busy enough to stay employed...
When is this happening? I escaped a while back, but I like to monitor this site to see what that id--t will do next. He always outdoes himself and I'm sure he'll do so again.
Lock him up! Lock him up!
At first I thought this said "Broward County Correction Center", because there is a prison in Broward County. :)
Broward Convention Center is nothing more than to flex his will on us village people. Besides he's rewarding you with free parking and lunch. Wish he would've saved this expense and paid my remaining 2022 bonus.
suck it Tommy Boy!
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his armpits.
For those of you attending (I’ll be watching from home laughing my a## off at leadership) don’t accept candy from TK. He reminds me of those creepy dudes who drive a windowless white minivan…
Perhaps TK will let drop "If you've shown up in person for this All-Hands, you can keep your jobs. If you're tuning in from a remote location, you're fired." Wouldn't put it past him.
Since when do all FTL employees not fit into the first-floor conference rooms in the 851 building? This is weird.
I won’t be there. Neither will people I work with. Who cares what he says, it’ll just be more threats. He’s creepy.
Window Dressing: Given all the recent customer departures, he has to try and motivate employees to turn around this situation. The PE owners have likely pushed for this action.
TK must be under a lot of pressure to fix the revenue decline. That said, this situation is really his fault. He focused too much on cost-cutting, and the top-line income suffered.
He's going to announce that everyone is laid off except for him.
Don't know what the point of it is. Just know I won't be there. I hope the crowd size is as tiny as his grasp of WFH benefits.
I’ll be watching from home as will everyone else I know. Besides, TK has really bad body odor, like what I’d imagine a wild hog dumpster diving behind a sla-ghterhouse, so I’ll keep my distance, thank you.