SC as the sole CEO and now in charge of sales that she knows nothing about has decided that sales is too blood expensive.
Way too many people.
Way too much trouble.
Spreadsheet say get them f— off the payroll, they’re getting in the way of EPS targets
So, happy, happy non-holy days to the sales org, you’re getting safrad
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Who needs sales or engineering? The money just rolls in, no matter what we cut, it must work my magic.
Class of is now consulting hires not sales. You consult with Big O and they tell you that you need O. Right.
But love ya' Lar. Get that skin lesion off, ok. Seriously concerned.
SC needs to eliminate all sales payroll and have them on commissions only...that will get them up off their arses.
Every RIF'ed employee gets a free Paleton and a wife yelling at them to get a job. Good times, yeah good times. Enjoy, all that hard work for nothing.
Massive RIFs coming; get your colonoscopy done early.