...are cringe-worthy!
They must be delusional thinking they got promoted.
Time to find a job elsewhere, CGS is a death end street.
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@3eva+1lDWJcaw
Honestly and sincerely - TK is not worth the $5.99 + shipping that the lube costs. He’s not worth $0.05.
Just stating a fact.
I guess we should start delivering some gifts like this to the office anonymously
https://www.lovehoney.com/lubes-essentials/lubricants/flavored-lubes/p/lovehoney-cherry-flavored-lubricant-3.4-fl-oz/70843.html
Yum!
@3mrr+1lDWJcaw
Let’s rethink strategy here. If TK stops playing with himself, that frees up his schedule to chase after us while screaming with red face and shaking fist in the air to RTO. Better to let him play with himself. Toss him in a room with a spreadsheet and a box of Kleenex and we won’t see or hear from him for weeks.
We ALL win! 😀👍
@3mrr+1lDWJcaw
For a minute I thought you were going to go full Real Genius & suggest putting a microphone in TK's mouth so he can receive messages from God telling him to stop playing with himself, broadcasted throughout the building....but I guess that was just my own fantasy.
Someone needs to install a speaker in the office ceiling and have it play, “I’m Herr Krause and I approve this message” - followed by a big fa-t and toilet bowl flush - randomly twice a day.
If you have been given a manager position on a sinking ship without a rudder, then you are not in a good state of mind to be celebrating this event.
What comes next is predictably disappointing as the reality of what you were given becomes apparent. The chubby guy in the corner office has removed all the life vests!
“I wonder how we could antagonize TK more.”
There is no need to antagonize the village id--t TK or his equally mo--nic leadership team. They act like Keystone Cops, fumbling in every conceivable way.
I just sit back (from home!) with a bowl of popcorn and laugh my a## off. You can’t make this s#it up. Incompetence at an EPIC level.
I wonder how we could antagonize TK more. Ideas?
"I'm happy to share that my manager made too much money and was let go, and I've been chosen to replace him at a lower salary! I just have to come into the office every day!"
I’m sticking around. Tom lazy to find another job, and I’m laughing at TK thrashing around like a rat in a cage. He sure is over his head! 😂
Instant facepalm every time I see one