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WWKO is so fake this year

This is by far the crappiest WWKO I have ever seen...

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Worked with GPT-4 to create a fresh and improved resume

Any tips?

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Post ID: @3lbq+1lDVAJNH

The WWKO this week was quite effective and instructive. Just take a look at my accomplishments:

  1. Worked with GPT-4 to create a fresh and improved resume
  2. Organized my office, resulting in a clean and orderly space
  3. Successfully completed a certification exam
  4. Secured a job interview
  5. Steered clear of several unneeded meetings.
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Post ID: @3ldr+1lDVAJNH

@2fqp+1lDVAJNH I wish I was getting Cobra but I instead found a new job and will be leaving shortly......

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Post ID: @2hym+1lDVAJNH

The only thing a good percentage of people presenting at WWKO will win is COBRA.

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Post ID: @2fqp+1lDVAJNH

the wooden acting is so awkward and painful, i am embarrassed for them!
I did not hear any ways they are actually going to improve anything or have any new methods for achieving any of it - just:

this is how we win
we will win the space
we are the only company who can do this
we are best placed in the space

half those guys could not even get the words out - painful

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Post ID: @2qtv+1lDVAJNH

You guys are acting like Ragus repeat last year of Pats speech from a couple years ago never happened. This is not the first year it has sucked.

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Post ID: @2jkc+1lDVAJNH

Kit Beall, not Carson. Telco business.

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Post ID: @2isi+1lDVAJNH

Kit, like all the rest of the C suite will stay to the end to collect their massive change in control amounts. Then they will promptly retire and sit on various boards just to keep busy since buying private airplanes and third vacations homes doesn’t fill enough of their time and “fulfill” them.

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@2ljt+1lDVAJNH

a bit after 1400 PST

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@2efb+1lDVAJNH

Uh when did that email go out?

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Post ID: @2ljt+1lDVAJNH

With Kit resigning today to go elsewhere it explains the sneakers and aloof approach to this whole farce of a WWKO...

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Post ID: @2efb+1lDVAJNH

So leaders go to Vegas and you guys can’t even deign to buy us lunch while you spew this drivel at our faces? Rockets and planes and robots oh my, the amount of production value on this WWKO is insulting and saccharine bullsh-t. Pat yourselves on the back, you’ve created the most childish “training” I’ve ever seen in my career.

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Post ID: @1dvw+1lDVAJNH

Pumped? You mean "Jazzed"?

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Post ID: @1yvu+1lDVAJNH

This is giving me such "tired head".

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Post ID: @1twe+1lDVAJNH

This is a very depressing kick off- so sad to see what is happening.

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Post ID: @1maa+1lDVAJNH

"SUPER EXCITED"

At least i've not heard anyone say "Pumped" yet...

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Post ID: @1cfl+1lDVAJNH

Never have a I learned so little in so much time. This KO is a content free zone and clearly expensively produced.

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Post ID: @1ngy+1lDVAJNH

I'm not sure if its because its so sales oriented and sales people love this kind of stuff, or if its just me, but it's grating on me.

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Post ID: @1uik+1lDVAJNH

Yes, the A$$-kissing in the chat is pathetic and borderline offensive. I'd sure hate to think that there are that many sincere Kool-Aid drinkers in our ranks.

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Post ID: @1hjz+1lDVAJNH

Presenters obviously reading 100% scripts on pre-recorded videos. Endless fake cheerleading and @$$ kissing on the chat feed. DEI platitudes sprinkled throughout. Very exciting.

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Post ID: @1ili+1lDVAJNH

It's dull and lifeless for the most part - many of the sessions are pre-recorded and you click "play" video at a scheduled time. At least the opening session(s) could have been live.

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Post ID: @1mmp+1lDVAJNH

And that was posted before the entire platform crashed at the beginning of day 2. Shambolic.

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Post ID: @1ntv+1lDVAJNH

But, spaceships and Maverick...

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Post ID: @1smt+1lDVAJNH

absolutely cringeworthy

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Post ID: @rur+1lDVAJNH

Netflix FTW!

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Post ID: @tmx+1lDVAJNH

I am not Even watching. Well I am. But Hulu.

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