What are some good examples of personal goals?
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- Stick up for yourself at year end review after being backstabbed all year by unscrupulous coworkers.
- Learn to do everything on your own due to uncooperative, stack rank sensitive team.
- Don't overwork yourself as nobody cares. Only favorites "win".
Start own business
Don't let the #WF sht shw affect you
Find own inner worth & move on and up
Steal pens and pencils at every opportunity.
Eat lunches in the community fridge that aren't yours.
Find the homes of the leadership team and pay them visits, showing them much love and respect.....as they've shown you.
Collect Salary as you pass Go
Get out of jail free
Get out of the game before it folds
- Leave this place
- Forget this place & incompetent managers
- Forgive this place
Hold out for, and collect, your severance.
Buy a lottery ticket.
Win!
Have you asked Fargo?
Try not to stink up the bathrooms at work.
No more belching in meetings.
Stop saying r3t3rd at work.
Watch more Bollywood flix
Eat more samosas, pakoras, and Tikka masala
Learn Hindi
"Connie" won't be happy with these. Better try harder.
Upskill via utilization of internal courses and outside resources.
Utilize learnings to increase value to customers and internal stakeholders.
Build positive relationships with peers and leaders by internalizing and acting upon feedback.
Bla Bla Bla.
Get your management fired by any means.