We have chili cook offs and talent competition’s.
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@4h2 What about that stupid flower>?
@4e2 Dr. Gartner loves to show off his ink and brands yet no one turns him into HR?
@49m If Dr. Gartner gets MQ face ink, I WILL take him to a meeting. Just one though.
@47s I can def see Dr. Gartner getting face ink of a magic quadrant. He wrote it, did he not? Gosh. Duh.
@43n Superman brand tight. Next up magic quadrant facial. He do it.
@3w1 Let me guess, a big inked out Gartner logo and I think I saw a Superman brand?
@2vv me too. did he show off his ink to yall yet?
For fiscal 2027, HPE said it expects revenue growth to be in the range of 8% to 12%.
On the stock market today, HPE stock surged over 29% to 60.92 in early trading. In Monday's regular session, HPE rose over 9% amid a broad rally in AI stocks.
That's triple the pre JNPR price, which was flat for so many years. 6 mo. in and already earned back the 18B purchase price.
Let there be chili cookoffs.
@2t4 sill surprised that they didn't throw him out with AJ.
@2r4 heard that the good Dr. is finally on his way out. Didn't someone finally turn him into HR?
@2kk Took Dr. Gartner to a meeting once and never again. Would not stop about Gartner. "Gartner this and Gartner that. . . . When I worked at Gartner. I love Gartner." Who does that? Dr. Gartner.
@2j6 Dr. Gartner. Legacy jnpr. Clownshow. Calls HR after partyn.
@21j initials please who is this person?
The princes and princesses of HPE feasted while they cast out the faithful, but the moneylenders draw near, and no one dines forever.
@21k With Juniper came a lot of celebrities, like Dr. Gartner. Well regarded for keeping up-to-date HR infraction records.
I have a feeling the Juniper integration is not doing that well
Gartner!!!
@1re That dude is A1 clown show!
@1fp absolutely not. we need gartner! do you even understand the comedic value?
@1fp make sure you stream their bad behavior to YouTube or twitter first. That would be funny
at leastsome one one wins at the jer# off ,sorry cook off
@1e7 Maybe someday someone will call HR on Gartner? The irony?
We need another talent show in HQ to close deals!
How about another LinkedIn Post to celebrate ourselves, not really the customers
@1bc Dell will always dominate HPE until HPE goes out business some day. Will we live to see that day? Maybe with Gartner tryin hustle.
@16j We have juniper tho. lol. ai for networking for ai. huh?
Dell World is this week and it looks like they crush HPE.
@mr That's the thing about Gartner though - he gettn plastered too but only calls HR on you! TF outta here!
@OP Chili got me through my Monday morning forecasting calls. Time for another bowl. And a nap!
@q9 do dabs all day. boss has no idea, legacy JNPR SE.
Chili! It's 3:00 on a Friday and I'm fixin' to fire up another bowl right now. Of chili, that is. Yeah, right, chili I tell you, that's what I'm cookin', all day, all night!
I have been getting the absolute "best stuff" and bake all day (while at work, wink!). Love it here too!
Don't get tuned up around Dr. Gartner!
Man, some of HPErs... did all the work and got still laid off while others had all the chili cookoffs.
@ey Came from jnpr where it was 420 all day. now at hp its 420 all day and all night. I love this job! don't wfr me!
@bv OMG ME 2. HPE work from home is 4 real! Hit it all day. Not busy much with work since Juniper. 420 all day.
@bj Enjoy your flower. I prefer the drink and do so daily.
Didn't Tony post a video on LinkedIn with the title, "What would you would tell Dell customers?" Spooky threatening words. Dell better take note! Tony thinks he knows better than our sales teams.
On a side note, there's always that one team that never uses salt in their chili and it's just ground beef with water.
HPE is going down the drain while i work from home and enjoy recreational ca--abis all day.