Never been happier to see this day/next week come! You people at corporate are arrogant, self-serving, haughty and downright incompetent on a daily basis not to mention the THOUSANDS of you with meaningless jobs that serve no purpose other than to serve as an excuse for you to buy fancy clothes and pack your schedules with silly meetings and coffees or those ridiculous 'status' sessions. Good riddance to the hundreds of talentless clowns who will find themselves on the streets next week.
The vast majority are unemployable for serious companies. If you're lucky, I MIGHT hire you to stock shelves at my store, but knowing how lazy and unproductive you were at corporate I highly doubt you'll suddenly change when doing Taget's "real work."
I'd wish you good luck, but you all have been like a millstone around our neck for years, and this comeuppance is sweet, deliciously sweet.