Thread regarding Fiserv Inc. layoffs

Productivity Enhancements

Fiserv will be initiating the following productivity enchantments:

All stalls will now have a pull down station with dual monitors, keyboard and mouse

You will be limited to 4 squares of TP

You will be limited to 6 minutes in the stall. If you go longer, the toilet paper retracts, the toilet flushes, and the door springs open

You can now use your unlimited R&R time for restroom breaks with VP approval and a stool sample.

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You may actually have to bring your own TP, just like they don’t provide trash cans at desks or sanitizing wipes for shared spaces.

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I don't think any post on this site has ever made me laugh as hard. I needed that.

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Management wanted to leave room for future reductions.

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Post ID: @1bjh+1w4jQmy6

4 squares seems GENEROUS

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