Will Dell cover the cost increase for childcare? Will they pay more now that an hour (if you're lucky) or more of your personal time with family is gone? Will they increase you pay now that you're burning gas, tires, and depreciation on your vehicle now that you're driving more? Will they improve anything in the office now that they've sold off real estate and cram you in like sardines? Will they cover the cost for you to buy a more expensive home closer to a metro center so you can hold onto your jobs for another quarter before you get axed?
Absolutely not.
But hey, it's not all bad.
Now you can enjoy that sweet time at the gas pump on your long journey home to see your kid that you see 10 hours less a week... all while thinking about your surprise 9am layoff calendar invite from your creepy director who makes a pass at you every morning in person on the way to your soul crushing open office desk space.