Thread regarding VMware layoffs

Anyone want to contribute to a list of Magoo-isms as we near the end?

#1 - “Focus on the main thing!”

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Magooism - “We only sell one product!”

This is classic Magoo and one of the many things he’s said that proves what a terrible out of touch leader he has been way before he was ever CEO.

Magoo has done nothing but fail upwards. He’s received credit for things he never did, and under his watch as CTO, VMware lost lots of market share and incurred huge amounts of technical debt. He has long been under the delusion that we were competitive with cloud providers. He is in part the reason we are being sold to a company like Broadcom and the sad this is he profits from his failure. It’s simply hard to watch him and all the other useless executives get paid millions to fail the business technically and financially all while operationalizing full on discrimination.

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Post ID: @4oxg+1nDAfSLn

If whining helps raise awareness, then please whine.

The only way to change this is with government legislation. There have been some good signs, the Portland pay ratio law.

https://www.portland.gov/policies/licensing-and-income-taxes/fees/lic-502-pay-ratio-surtax

Sadly, Congress is too busy devolving into moody toddlers. There was a chance when democrats controlled all three branches of govt - but they didn’t do their job either.

Maybe my children will see this wrong corrected…

But brushing it off, is trivializing a real social problem.

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Post ID: @3nfi+1nDAfSLn
”Above my pay grade” is just a cop out to justify your head being in the sand.

And your solution is what? Whine anonymously on a website?

Given this issue, what is the appropriate action that an employee should take that would make an impact?

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Post ID: @3fug+1nDAfSLn
Silicon Valley makes me sick.

Yea, it isn’t just VMware, it is everywhere and it is flat out wrong.

If you don’t care what this does to society, then I guess you don’t mind living in a country that has extreme income inequality and less taxes for the rich than the common man.

”Above my pay grade” is just a cop out to justify your head being in the sand.

These are the moments where such excess stands out more than normal:

Do you have a limit? Is it ok if Magoo gets $500 million to run a company for a year? Is $2 billion ok with you? “Above your moral compass?”

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Post ID: @3sor+1nDAfSLn

"Just who the F deserves 50M to lead a company"

Seriously, is this your first job? Literally, every organization is like this. C-levels are too separated from what the day-to-day work is. VMware and Raghu are not special. This is the norm. Even in the gov and military we griped about these things.

I get wanting to whinge but realize that it's just that. Getting your knickers in a twist because of decisions made way above your pay scale is on you.

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Post ID: @3vqa+1nDAfSLn

"after reincarnating 100 times over."

You must be an !nd!an here on an H1B. GTH0 with that pAgan nonsense.

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Post ID: @2qid+1nDAfSLn
I guess you have no problem with a CEO that is a blind old man who is reaping a 50M payday because he managed to focus on the main thing - “not imploding a company” in a year. Sign me up.

Meh, above my pay range. As long as I get paid good money and have a job, they can do whatever they want up there. Some of us don't care about politics.

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I guess you have no problem with a CEO that is a blind old man who is reaping a 50M payday because he managed to focus on the main thing - “not imploding a company” in a year. Sign me up.

Silicon Valley makes me sick.

Just who the F deserves 50M to lead a company - even in the best of times - let alone this dimwit who wouldn’t even beat your 7 year old child at Trivial Pursuit.

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Post ID: @1hjw+1nDAfSLn
You're making fun of the man

Because that is all we can do.

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Post ID: @1yzc+1nDAfSLn

You're making fun of the man but he is the one laughing all the way to the bank, $63 million is his golden parachute from the merger, more money than you will see after reincarnating 100 times over.

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Post ID: @1tln+1nDAfSLn

"We are the only real choice for Multi-Cloud solutions" -- also said by the dozens of other IT vendors who are apparently unaware of the competition for copycat cloud services

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Post ID: @1auz+1nDAfSLn

"Tremendous opportunity..."

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Post ID: @1fmk+1nDAfSLn

Are you jealous of the ceo?

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Post ID: @1urx+1nDAfSLn

I'd rather just do my job, get paid, and spend time with my friends and family .. instead of rewatching videos of some c-level giving talks over and over.

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Post ID: @1xyj+1nDAfSLn

“Last but not THE least”

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Post ID: @1fgw+1nDAfSLn

Why would anyone defend Magoo? I bet people will play after they get Broadconned.

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Post ID: @1wlj+1nDAfSLn

No mate, I’m not 4 years old.

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Post ID: @1gql+1nDAfSLn

Dude? You need to chill-out and stop slinging mud. You seem a fool

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