Thread regarding SAS Institute layoffs

Seen today on the intranet: Ask BH anything

What would you only ask anonymously? Serious replies only.

I’ll start:

On what golf course did you acquire that luxurious tan?

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I’d ask BH if he thinks he is doing a good job. I’d like to see the criteria for his bonus and raise and ask him if he thinks he has met or exceeded expectations.

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Post ID: @ijbn+1sqWbjmu

"Are you willing to divulge any actual information, in any way shape or form, to your employees regarding the so-called IPO?"

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Post ID: @edxu+1sqWbjmu

How long did your a-s burn after eating all those hot wings? I hope it was terribly painful

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Post ID: @6pyr+1sqWbjmu

Is it Napoleon complex?

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Post ID: @6xci+1sqWbjmu

Where's Paula?

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Post ID: @1eqj+1sqWbjmu

Ghosh, bet you guys are really missing AG now!

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Post ID: @1lsg+1sqWbjmu

What is the total number of SAS employees on May 1, 2017 and on May 1, 2024? Break down by US and overseas locations.

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Post ID: @1tai+1sqWbjmu

If the series Fantasy Island were to be remade with SAS as "The Island", would you play Mr. Rourke or Tattoo?

"De plane! De plane!"
"Smiles everyone, smiles! Welcome to Fantasy Island!"

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@1eie+1sqWbjmu

"I have to protect 'The Big Guy'. He can do no wrong. He is a God, a saint among men. We had a celebration because the dour mood was ki-ling someone's mojo. It's all about toxic positivity, you know?"

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Post ID: @1cij+1sqWbjmu

“Why did you lie about the reason ~40 testers were unceremoniously laid off? Why did you blame them, telling everyone that it was their own fault for failing to keep up their skills and training when you knew that wasn’t true? In retrospect, do you comprehend that having a celebration immediately after was perhaps not the best idea?”

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"Hi BH! I'd like to see how much my [ Insert product ] sold in this past year. What have the sales been like for this product for the past 5 years? Can we see the revenue and cost numbers? When can I have a list of customer numbers so I can speak with them on a call to understand their needs?"

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Post ID: @1pxy+1sqWbjmu

Ge-z, how do you follow up after that one?

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Post ID: @1meu+1sqWbjmu

In what universe is this a well run company led by people who make data driven decisions?

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