I’m so excited about being back at the campus tomorrow I’ll have a hard time falling asleep tonight. I can’t wait for the collaboration with my peers, the guidance from my supervisor/manager and the comfort of holding handrails.
I’m ready to turn cartwheels. We are ExxonMobil!!!
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@dwd+1aSbHlQF You are obsessed with power walks and printing based on your comments on other posts. You sound like a righteous dude.
Gots to say it was great relief for me.
My blue mask got so browned up before I got out of parking.
But I went maskless of course once inside, just stuck in my fishing vest upper pocket.
(I went totally Hunter S. Thompson as played by Bill Murray today.)
But it lingers. Someone asked in the hallway,
'Do I smell a little in the area?'
It was 's boss.
Great day really.
If you don’t want your job I will take as long as I can have the hybrid schedule and a big fat paycheck.
I get a hard on thinking about gg back to the office, interacting with the best and the brightest.
I hope everyone at the office likes as much as I do the ExxonMobil logo I had tattooed on my forehead.
You people pi-s me off. Quit your whining. You have a nice job that pays well.
Hope you bumped in DW, make sure to take a wefie with him ;)
Honestly, I just plan to sleep at my desk.
Hope my loud snoring does not impact all the brown nosers productivity.
Guys dont forget to donate to United Way and let your supervisor know about your donation.
Im as excited as you are to RTO, I cant wait to collaborate with my peers and give power point presentations.
Finally!!! I had forgotten what was like to be #Winning and being surrounded by #TheBestAndBrightest
Bonus: we get to personally soak in the new behaviors our esteemed leaders have getting trained for, while we goofed off at home.
This is going to be such a productivity sink, I mean I dump 5x a morning... I’ll get nothing done having to go back and forth to the bathroom
Don't forget to walk around with a pen and paper to write down everything a manager says! The trick is to write fast, like a mad man, so that the managers feel like their words are pure gold! I learned this brown nose trick from my mentor. He survived until retirement without ever being laid off.
Love the enthusiasm, good luck everyone!
No meetings? Hold your horses there pal. If I'm going to be at the office 12 hours a day I need to fill up my time with simethin. Meetings is the best way! I dont plan on getting PIPed this year so if I show up at 5am wearing XOM gear and leave at 5pm that should guarantee me a job until the end.
Don’t forget to say “It’s good to be back” thru out the day , bonus points for yammer posts with the same message
Just think how efficient you will be after learning all about efficiency during the work from home period. Seriously, most people will not be too much into wasting their time in meetings anymore, even managers. It will be much better than before the pandemic.
Extra credit for saying the meaningless XOM buzzwords when you pass your supervisor/manager in the hallway.
In case you have forgotten, here are some to refresh your memory - integrity, caring, commercial intensity, get back to first.
I plan on being the first one to post on Yammer to tell everyone how glad I am to see them. Especially the managers! I'm going to say I missed seeing them.
Don’t forget to wear your XOM gear!
Me too! I plan on being at my desk at 5:25am and doing constant power walks around the office so managers can see me! I also plan on printing out documents every 30 mins and then running to the printer looking stressed out! I just hope that someone else doesnt show up at 4:55am.