This is going down as one of HR’s greatest hits ever. If you didn’t know, there’s a video telling us that everything we have seen and experienced during the MLRP last summer, as well as what we will see and experience this summer, is just our imagination. The “reality” is that the whole oversized PIP in 2020 had nothing to do with personnel reduction; it was just a process beneficial to the employees, meant to make us stronger and more performant, and 90% of those affected passed the PIP ! The fact that this oversized PIP occurred in a catastrophic year for the company, when we also had the first massive layoff in 28 years is just a irrelevant coincidence ! All the problems that the company is confronted with stem from inadequate performance of the rank and file, and the management took advantage of an otherwise uneventful year to run this energizing exercise !
Forget about your colleagues and friends who just “disappeared” from the radar or were forced to retire early last year; they were just an illusion. And when you will end up without a job in the fall, know that it’s either a mirage or because you didn’t want to be brave, take the PIP and be one of the guaranteed 90% “winners” who got fortified and refreshed by this wonderful exercise put together by our daring leaders.
The Soviets were just pathetic amateurs; here’s the real thing.
This was too good to not have its own thread. OP is @nzn+1a0srFgK.