The Max Ventilator with AOA, MCAS and FOD detection
This new Ventilator from Boeing provides maximum value for our company.
In maximizing profit, no corner was left uncut.
This is a revolutionary design and completely unproven. We looked at existing
Designs and found them lacking in the bells and whistles associated with Boeing
Hyperbole. Those currant designs did not meet our shallow standards and were
not something we wanted to put the Boeing name on.
Our BR&T teams working with our wind tunnel aerodynamicist have come up
With a uniquely Boeing product, the first thing you will notice is its Blue.
With a Boeing first in this field we have taken two AOA Sensors and mounted
one to each side of this blue box, these are the lifting points, providing high
mobility with style allowing the patient to carry the Boeing ventilator with them.
This added independence means the patient is no longer restricted to bed and
can return to work.
The latest software patch from our partners in India has been added to the
MCAS system, this Massive Coronary Attack System is the latest innovation.
If the onboard computer senses a fault in the breathing of the patient
The system sends electrical signals to the implanted electrodes stopping the
Patient Heart.
With the acknowledged shortage of ventilators in the world, our accounting
department calculates that by terminating the slackers more productive patients
can use the Boeing Ventilators, giving better brand recognition with more users.
FOD
This is something Boeing is famous for and it is synonymous with Boeing
This (F_OFF & Die), a proprietary feature, shuts down the ventilator after ten
Days off continuous use if the patient has not recovered after ten days then
It’s time to move on.
Boeing We Care
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