Santa Ana, CA (PR Newswire), Tue 10/27/2104. In a shocking move announced briefly after the company-wide conference call held today at 1:30 p.m. PDT, Corinthian Colleges Inc. (NASDAQ: COCO) revealed that Everest Colleges, a fully owned subsidiary, will be acquiring itself for an undisclosed sum. According to Anna Marie Dunlap, Senior Vice President, Investor Relations and Corporate Communications, the current management structure at both companies will remain intact while Everest leadership will undergo minimal horizontal realignment. --------------------------------- About Corinthian Colleges Inc.: Corinthian Colleges, Inc., with more than 81,300 students enrolled as of June 30, 2013, is one of the largest post-secondary education companies in North America. Our mission is to change students' lives. We offer diploma and degree programs that prepare students for careers in demand or for advancement in their chosen fields.. The company operates 105 schools in 25 states and 17 schools in Canada. We have 107 Everest, Heald and WyoTech campuses. Everest Colleges includes business ventures composed of operations associated with Everest Colleges, Everest Institutes, and Everest Universities. Everest campuses focus on providing students career-oriented education in a variety of in-demand career fields.
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Kudos to the OP!! Very creative and extremely funny. Keep up the good work. You almost make this site worth reading.
It's a shocking move indeed
LOL, 1000 views, pretty amazing. Good job.
OP great job of bringing a little fun into the situation. I can't believe people would get upset over the post. Some people just need to lighten up and appreciate the humor in the post.
Well played sir....well played
horizontal realignment - hahahaha - what does that even mean - hahahahah
Probably the best post I've seen there so far. No link to the source, a date +100 year, very nice. Took me about 15 seconds to figure out what was going on, the stream of news is so dismal I needed a laugh. Thank you the OP.
Santa Ana, CA (PR Newswire), Tue 10/27/2104. That would be twenty one oh four. As in twenty one hundred four A.D. (that stands for anno domini).
I don't know who you are, but this is some funny shit. Does Everest offer a class in time travel? Are you wearing a tin foil hat? Are you a professional clown? Is Everest buying itself the same thing as Everest shooting itself in the foot?
Seriously, if you are just logging the IP addresses of the replies, just stop. Everyone knows how to use a proxy server at this point. Let us know when you have something real and don't forget to spell and date check. Something this century would be awesome.
Lol!
Think about it..Company buying itself...... ;)
I am not the OP...but i still think it's funny...obviously the intention of the post is to not be taken seriously.
Trust me I AM laughing because it's obvious you're just trying to get people all rallied up...it's the idiot believers that look dumb believing it! Lmao!
Lighten up..some people have no appreciation of comedy.
No it's the SAME idiot who keeps posting this. He/she is just getting a kick out of this and all the other idiots who believe it.
Another bored idiot
The big clue is the day of the fake release: 10/27/2104. It could happen, in 90 years.
OK this is a good one...very convincing ...winning so far
CCI uses GlobeNewswire...otherwise A+ for effort and originality
nice.
This from The Onion?
Not a chance in hell!
Found only this one - http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/64927227.html - hey OP, do you have a link to your article?
WTF?