Jack Massamino will be demoted by ECMC to lead janitor at tampa online. Wait for the email tomorrow folks. I am real and know the secrets just like every one else who posts in here. I wouldnt lie.
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The golden parachute will land him with a sign on bonus at his next adventure. 359 is right
Update: Jack negotiated a deal as head janitor at Tampa. It allows him to receive full credit for his work, even if he does little or nothing until the end of each term. He only has to show up once every 14 days, and then just to check-in and provode a single, unintelligible sentence to the CP describing his "work". As a kicker, he has convinced the DOE to fund 90% of his salary since what he is doing is as educationally relevant as anything being done by the students. He will also receive a quarterly stipend to cover other related expenses.
Anyone who doesn't understand how this likely will work is deluded. He has probably negotiated a very large exit bonus. And probably has another job waiting with an additional sign on bonus. He's a big leaguer, people. And likely his peers do not care about the college's reputations.
While he is being demoted, it's to a janitor at San Quentin Prison.