I tell everybody I am the guy who works as a stockboy at Target and cockswab all the coffeemugs....
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Old joke there, 15008. You must work in Springfield, and can't come up with anything new. But with all the meth whores down there, you probably could find a janitor job in such a place.
To get the ladies, you are foolish to let them know we work at Strategic. I lie about my job, and make them think I do something more honorable. They think I'm the janitor at a brothel.
LMFAO at the reply.
It's our substitute for sex. Once the objects of our affection find out we work at Strategic, we don't get laid.