Thread regarding Dynegy Inc. layoffs

Sounded like a jet engine as the safeties lifted, steam spewing out of the blowdown, paint flakes falling down the side of the building as the building shook. Boiler pressure gauge pinned at 3000psi (anybody ever tell Gazoo the boiler is only good for 2600?). Roe to Gazoo, "take the oil out you idiot, you'll blow up the place!" "Oh noo...not that button" yells Cheesecakeboy. Too late Gazoo's already pressed the main fuel trip valve button. Draft goes hard negative, needle showing -15inH20 as the fireball rapidly collapses. "What's that sound?" Gazoo asks. "It's the laughter of the union guys outside - you tripped the unit moron! Who's doing the walk of shame to the switchyard?" Roe asks. "Hey Tomway, you already have a bad reputation. You go"