Thread regarding Dynegy Inc. layoffs

Dear friends, thanks for all the hard work when we need you most. We recognize all the effort being shown the last week and the amount of professionalism you all displayed. Please look past our attempts to shove it up your asses last November and please do not look to foward into the future to how we are plotting to pierce your collective taints during the upcoming negotiations. Please don't take double time and sleepers as it affects my and Tomways bonus. I would like to take to Robot Flexin a report of how we have you all scared sh!tless into working the cheapest way possible. I would offer some advice but I wouldn't be able to show you anything else except that cool trick I do with my extremely gay blue breakaway doosh glasses. Have a merry memorial day and remember how we stuck it up your asses this time last year as You work the holiday and I'm home jamming hot dogs up Tomways ass while getting a blumpkin.