Emergency Announcement- For Immediate Release.
From under the superintendents desk, Widetrack has an important announcement for your safety.
People of the tower, you have probably seen the minor event taking place at the tower. Rest assured my team is on it. Please shelter in place and await further orders. At this time we do not suspect foul play use of certified hard hat stickers. Stay tuned.
“You have got to be the most annoying person on this site. This obsession you have is unhealthy—go find a hobby, or better yet, get laid.”
I am absolutely the most annoying person on this site and within Devon EHS. However, my obsession ma’am is not only healthy, but extremely fruitful. This is my hobby and if anyone will be doing any laying it will be me. I will get you laid off faster than you can say “Slip, trip, fall”.
Your beef with Wide likely stems from being a contractor whose arse we fired for safety
Infractions. Let not me or any of my 253 EHS pros find you spewing this unhealthy verbiage on one of my sites. Not allowed to continue.
@OP
You have got to be the most annoying person on this site. This obsession you have is unhealthy—go find a hobby, or better yet, get laid.
Whyyyuuuuhhhhh?
Why did you allow it to co tongue wide?!?! WHYEEEEEEEEEEE