Thread regarding Devon Energy Corp. layoffs

sh-- bonus

f-you devon

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Post ID: @OP+Xtt2J79

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Post ID: @6lgc+Xtt2J79

We remember those who were laid off in April, we took over their areas and assignments and that’s why no cost of living increase is more of a slap in the face. Meanwhile, Sandusky and crew will probably get another 5 million dollar increase like last year.

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Post ID: @4akr+Xtt2J79

1) it’s not ungrateful to want a raise. Majority besides a select few rank and file have been on salty freezes for 3 years.

2) has nothing to do with spending habits. We just don’t like doing the same job for effectively less money even though 1/2 the amount of people still work here

3) also looks bad when our “leader” and his buds effecectivley got a 10% YOY raise last year and likely will again this year.

4) please sell Canada

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Post ID: @4emq+Xtt2J79

Ungrateful! Did you forget about those of us who were laid off in April? Some of you need a reality check.

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Post ID: @4bpo+Xtt2J79

Why do you even need a cost of living adjustment? You're in Oklahoma where the average salary is like a third of what you're making. If your salary can't afford your living costs you need to reevaluate how you're spending your money.

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Post ID: @2xcj+Xtt2J79

just because “I” make a good salary doesn’t mean “We” my team and I don’t deserve a raise! You take four people from our team and put all the work on the few that is left makes for at least a small raise! It’s been three yrs! FML...

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Post ID: @eie+Xtt2J79

What's the matter with your life

Is the mailman jerking you 'round?

Did he put your million dollar check

In someone else's box?

Tell me, what's the matter with your world

Was it a boy when you wanted a girl?

Don't you know straight hair ain't got no curl?

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Post ID: @mzt+Xtt2J79

Yep, make it 4 years and no raise - not even COLA adjustment. Sandusky will be fine though, as there was a small pool for raises in special circumstances. An exceptional performer.

Org changes in the works...shuffling the deck chairs on the sinking Titanic.

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Post ID: @qbo+Xtt2J79

Love having another salary frozen. F you. Literally people in my group on the same base salary as 3 years ago. Elliot save us.

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Post ID: @nfe+Xtt2J79

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Admiral: Ensign, there will be bonuses for all; especially in EHS. Remember the tax windfall. The stock buyback will benefit thee, righteously.

Ensign: Sir, does this include the Delaware?

Admiral: Ensign, where is the Delaware?

Ensign: Sir, it is wherever you see fit.

Admiral: Very well, then. We will provided substantial bonuses to the Delaware, known as the Tower. At ease, Ensign.

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