Thread regarding Juniper Networks Inc. layoffs

Magic Johnson?

I’d rather have my SE’s back.

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Some AM should be laid off (Verizon AMs you guys need to come off your high horses) instead of the hard working SEs!

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Post ID: @Clnk+Xon81dt

Bump

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Post ID: @hkhb+Xon81dt

I doubt Magic would tap that skank unless she was the last wh--e in Vegas.

I wouldnt be surprised if she worked the strip till Marcellin finished his duties, and snuck in to smoke weed together and service his pencil wiener.

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Post ID: @dhco+Xon81dt

Juniper copying Cisco as usual. Cisco had Shaqeel O'Neil as GSX 2019 romp in Vegas and he was hilarious, great success story. Sop Juniper had to go get another basketball player to prove how much of a basket case JNPR has become.

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Post ID: @6qjp+Xon81dt

Did MJ give his HIV to any lucky person during the SKO?

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Post ID: @5zzk+Xon81dt

What kind of motivation did Magic Johnson give everyone at the SKO?

Magic is a successful businessman who built most of his wealth after leaving the NBA. When he left the NBA in 1996, he had $18M plus some endorsements. He invested wisely in the LA Lakers and Starbucks, making him $100M, and several other lucrative ventures. Online sources state he is now worth well over $600M.

RR's net worth now is about $30M. He is preparing for his exit from Juniper. Makes you wonder if bringing in Magic was for a free life lesson from the business school of hard knocks for RR than a well intended motivational speech for the sales teams.

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Post ID: @2kte+Xon81dt

Magic Johnson, similar to many other celebrities charge $100K - $1M to appear or for a speaking engagement.

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Post ID: @1axs+Xon81dt

Did a quick search and discovered Magic Johnson's speaking fees are between $100k-200k. I need to figure out a way to become famous and BS on stage for an hour or so and make that type of bank. 2 or 3 speeches, and I would pack it in and live in a cabin in the woods.

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Post ID: @rul+Xon81dt

Not sure how I feel about this one. Yeah magic helped to make HIV/AIDs not just a bad g-- disease...but he's also a legendary ho who cheated on his wife. I think there's probably a metaphor here for juniper (all those folks who go to Cisco, PAN, ??) but I hope MM got him for cheap price!

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Post ID: @lrb+Xon81dt

It was CMO MM's idea to bring in Magic Johnson. They must go to the same Doctor.

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Post ID: @mad+Xon81dt

Didn’t he give all those girls AIDS?? Did he stress how important it is to get rid of a virus before it kills the host?

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Post ID: @yky+Xon81dt

If you are interested in Juniper succeeding, you want the sales force motivated. Magic Johnson did just that. He is a true American success story. He was very motivational. Juniper can use a little motivation from a successful business person.

Yes, there are other things that need to be fixed but let the sales force be motivated to sell.....

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Post ID: @dwx+Xon81dt

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson would have been more entertaining.

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Post ID: @gly+Xon81dt

You've got to be f-----g kidding.

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