Thread regarding Devon Energy Corp. layoffs

Layoff Rhapsody

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a layoff

No escape from the ax for me

Open your eyes

Look up at the lies and see

I'm just a poor boy, but they have no sympathy

Because we're easy come, easy go

Nobody high, just us below

Anywhere DH goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me

DH, just axed a man

Put a letter in his hand

Said goodbye and now he's canned.

DH, layoffs just ended..

But now they've gone and done it all again

DH, oh oh

Did you mean to make me cry

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Unknown, presence unknown, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come

Sent HR down the line,

With letters, one is mine.

Goodbye everybody I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

DH, oh oh (anyway the wind blows)

I don't want to lie

Sometimes wish I'd never been hired at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man

CEO, COO, will you tell me if I'm canned, bro?

Canada and Texas while you're driving a Lexus!

Bye bye Devon (bye bye Devon), Bye bye Devon (bye bye Devon), Bye bye Devon it's been fun... Magnifico!

I'm just a poor boy and nobody pays me,

He's just a poor boy losing his sanity

Take away his job at this poor company

Easy come easy go will you let me go

You volunteer! No we will not let you go, let him go

You volunteer! No we will not let you go, let him go

You volunteer! No we will not let you go, let me go

(Will not let you go) let me go (never, never let you go) let me go (never let me go)

Oh oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go

DH we have! Golden parachute put aside for thee! For thee! For thee!

So you think you can fire me and make me cry

So you think you can keep me and bleed me dry

Oh DH can't do this to me baby

Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here

Oh oh oh yeah, oh oh yeah

Nothing really matters

Anyone can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to me

(DH) Anyway you steer blows...

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Well, dude. I think you just found your next career! Good luck to you, friend. You are a talented man.

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Post ID: @kmyz+XWjgdQJ

Can someone with some talent make a knock-off music video with these lyrics?

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Post ID: @9zyy+XWjgdQJ

If you got laid off you could have a great future writing with Weird Al! I love this more than I probably should!

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Post ID: @3szc+XWjgdQJ

(Slow Clap) well done sir, well done.

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Post ID: @1gdu+XWjgdQJ

Amazing!

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Post ID: @1xon+XWjgdQJ

Pretty powerful! Read it while listening to the song.

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Post ID: @zns+XWjgdQJ

Awesomeness right there!

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Post ID: @pal+XWjgdQJ

Outstanding!

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