New Devon Number 5!

Thread regarding Devon Energy Corp. layoffs

Ladies and gentlemen, this is New Devon Number 5!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5

More people gotta go to keep the dream alive

They say, we’ll grow and turn the corner

But you know they really just wanna,

Sell out like Kerr McGee

Oh wait, I think I just spilt the tea

I like BP, Exxon, or maybe even Chevron

One of them will help us keep the lights on

A little bit of layoffs in my life

A little bit of severance by my side

A little bit of time is all I need

A little bit of interviews is what I see

A little bit of resumés in the sun

A little bit of partying all night long

A little bit of private equity, here I am

A little bit of you makes me your man

New Devon Number 5!

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Yeah, yeah

Ayo, datty, it's time.

It's time, datty (aight, datty, begin).

Straight out the big dungeons of rap.

The power drops deep as does my tower.

I never walk, 'cause to walk is the daddy of power.

Beyond the walls of boxes, life is defined.

I think of Job when I'm in an Oklahoma City state of mind.

Hope the shower got some hour.

My sour don't like no dirty giaour.

Run up to the power and get the flower.

In an Oklahoma City state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The dirty power?

You complain about Layoffs.

I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the shower.

I'm rappin' to the floor,

And I'm gonna move your score.

Old, new, fast, like a shower

Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a sour.

I can't take the Layoffs, can't take the money.

I woulda tried to run I guess I got no sunny.

I'm rappin' to the score,

And I'm gonna move your floor.

Yea, yaz, in an Oklahoma City state of mind.

When I was young my daddy had a hour.

I waz kicked out without no tower.

I never thought I'd see that flower.

Ain't a soul alive that could take my daddy's sour.

A slow door is quite the bore.

Thinking of Job. Yaz, thinking of Job (Job).

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