Do your best students. Our thoughts and prayers are with you. I wake up every morning thinking how can I help the students? These thoughts can be burdensome, I know, but, I love the students, in fact, I live for them. The students are everything. I would gladly sacrifice my life for the students for they are the ones that make life worth living. And now, under these trying circumstances, I understand, truly, the necessary sacred obligation and dare I say sacred honor, to put the students needs ahead of my own as it has, no exaggeration, always been ordained to be so.
Just think. The students come to us hat in hand and ask us to be that transformative force in their lives and like the acorn that grows into the tall oak tree, to facilitate, to help them shape their character, to motivate them to be all they can be, and to lead a productive life filled with unending joie de vivre.
This, as we know, the honorable schools of DCEH have accomplished for over 200 years, as evidenced by the swath of achievement they have sown as its collective reputation has been indelibly slashed and burned throughout academia only to be forever celebrated world-wide while simultaneously forming an affinity with our unending gratitude to help ensure that DCEH will undoubtedly be forever lauded, as ordained by God, to emerge as our collective dying last words.
It's been a good run, full of fond memories, new friends and stellar student achievements that function as a testament that our hearts have always been in the right spot, slightly anterior to our sternums.
So as a prior poster so poignantly characterized our collective appreciation for all DCEH has done, and to just sort of humbly paraphrase his scholarly eloquence I will repeat that 'if those paychecks bounce, you can forget it, I don't work for free!' Oh, the sublime evanescence!