The boards have been quiet, so I guess all is well: class sizes are lovely and small, perhaps no more than 20 in a class. DeVry has raised its standards and is only admitting prepared students, who actually want to learn. Quality of instruction has risen. There is no guillotine in the court yard--everyone has amazing job security. Students are happy because they know they will get a great job and will be well able to pay back their student loans when they complete their studies. I guess all is well...
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DF is in charge of morale...he just finished the online training program...look...there's video;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03Y3UpZSbkA
DF is celebrating some kind of independence of Devry and posting emails. I guess he is Thomas Jefferson to SB's GW
On a lighter note...I hear it's holiday party time at the campuses.
Yeah right. No one wants a devry grad.
That training course was such a waste of time. Almost as bad as Connect Flex!
A few minor tweaks, sorry.
There must be some kind of way out of here
Said the Joker (RP) to the Theif (DH)
There's too much confusion
Students don't get it in only eight short weeks
We're businessmen, let's drink our wine
And cash out on short term growth
This fruit is rotten on the vine
But no one knows its real worth
No reason to get excited
The Thief (DH) he kindly spoke
There are many here among us
Who know DeVry is but a joke
Cause you and I we’ve seen to that
And Wardell has sealed our fate
So let's move on to DCEH
And close Art Institutes--great!
All along the ivory tower
DeVos refused to keep view
As the for-profits came and went
ITT, and Kaplan, too
Outside in the cold market
Student loans did swell
The education bubble was close to bursting
Borrower defense to repayment started to howl
--Apologies to Dylan and Hendrix
RP is double-dipping in Phoenix with Dream Center crowd...
There must be some kind of way out of here
Said the Joker (RP) to the Theif (DH)
There's too much confusion
Students don't get it good grief!
We're businessmen, let's drink our wine
And cash out on short term growth
This fruit is rotten on the vine
But no one knows its real worth
No reason to get excited
The Thief (DH) he kindly spoke
There are many here among us
Who know DeVry is but a joke
But you and I we've been through that
And Wardell has sealed our fate
So let's move on to DCEH
And close Art Institutes--great!
All along the ivory tower
DeVos refused to keep view
As the for-profits came and went
ITT, and Kaplan, too
Outside in the cold market
Student loans did swell
The education bubble was close to bursting
Borrower defense to repayment started to howl
--Apologies to Dylan and Hendrix
...and so many professors learned so much about improving their instructional quality thanks to the superbly designed and highly efficient structure of the CBC201 training course sequence...
RP is double-dipping in Phoenix with Dream Center crowd...
Hey, I think I saw RP the other day. He was hanging out under the street in a storm drain gutter, talking to some kid named Georgie about a lost boat. I didn’t stick around to see how it turned out....
LOL. Good one, WrQsYtJ