Thread regarding Enbridge Inc. layoffs

While on the subject of efficiency (a thread or two below)...

A Japanese company and a North American company decided to have a canoe race on the St. Lawrence River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The North Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat.

A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the North American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing. So, North American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

To prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team’s management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder.

It was called the”Rowing Team Quality First Program“, with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices, and bonuses.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the North American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments in new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year’s racing team was outsourced to India.

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Re levels, they are currently designing for 7 level organization (7 levels between king turd and front line)

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Post ID: @6iwm+WnKnQeV

Hilarious and a perfect comparison. Too many generals and not enough grunts to do the actual work. Can we say Titanic anyone?

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Post ID: @6vkq+WnKnQeV

But, I thought the number of management levels between AM and the bottom rung was to total no more than 4 levels?

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Post ID: @4puz+WnKnQeV

amazing, thank you. This is exactly how many employees perceive Enrbridge (just stating the obvious in case anyone from management is reading and didn't pick up on the subtleties lol)

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Post ID: @3jwo+WnKnQeV

100%

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Post ID: @3exq+WnKnQeV

This is perfect. Thanks for sharing.

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Post ID: @1odl+WnKnQeV

OMG! You made my morning!

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Post ID: @oft+WnKnQeV

Wow , that is a perfect , you nailed the enbridge way of thinking. Bravo

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