Does anyone know what the 2018 bonuses will look like?
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It will look a lot like you packing your stuff in a box, and exiting the glass tower for the last time.
Bonus? You don’t need no stinking Bonus! Now get back to work.
The only bonus we will be getting is the first Thursday of the month food truck... retention hot chocolate if you will.
Someone needs to go to Jelly school
I just got a 1 year membership in the Jelly of the month club.
Bonus? That’s a joke right? You should expect a surprise HR meeting telling you about Cobra and what you can expect to get when they lay you off next year. We should all cut back on our spending and try to become as efficient as possible. That is why I have been stocking up on toilet paper from the restrooms this year as well as coffee from the break rooms. I may not be able to feed my kids or have electricity but I will be Charmin fresh and have a horrible cup of coffee.
Our supervisor told us that is usually discussed before they do evaluations. But he said there was absolutely NO conversation regarding that at all. So he doesn't think there will be any bonuses or raises.
The technical term is severance package.
$5-12MM
B--ches
Your bonus is being able to keep your miserable job at Devon.
Bonus???? You kidding right? Stocks been chopped in half. Missed on almost every metric that actually drives oil and gas not that dumb ear lobe stuff.
Not to mention our capital program is super hot for 2019. You’ll be lucky not to owe Sandusky for you bonus.
Yes, they will buy back shares then give them back to you. That’s what I heard anyway.
Then I heard they’re planning on buying more ornaments to hang everywhere for Christmas. They may even decorate the entire exterior of the tower in gold tinsel, and put a big star on top so it looks like. Christmas tree.
Basically you have to say the company has gained little ground other that gained through asset sales.
When you drive to work in the morning try to put a positive spin on keeping your car for another year or two. I am shifting to boxed wine and buying groceries at homeland rather than whole foods.