all because of jeans friday. You mother fukcing ingrates don't know how good you got it!
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Time to clear up the differences
What shakeup in exec management?
Minor refinement?
Yet another shake up in the exe. Mgt. team.
Remarkably inspiring!
Featured in the India Gazette!
Yet management will still get their bonus. And why can't they just be honest and say no raises for minimum of 6 months. Performance reviews and increases have never been linked.
Loser
Have to throw the BS flag on that one. Company policy is clear performance evaluations have no impact on salary.
They try to brag about the new computerized hr data base, how effective and fast it will be, and yet at the same time they say you will have to wait 4 months for a possible pay raise after completing the company wide mandatory evaluations in December. Outstanding!
And free flu shots for employees only if you sign up....
Come on join the party!!!
Never mind that the standard insurance already pays for this .
The clowns are my favorite perk. And the balloon animals. And the singalongs led by Belinda the Singing Nun. And the chant-alongs led by Maja the Chanting Brahman. I don't know what the haters are complaining about. McDermott is HOUSTON'S BEST WORKPLACE!!
And lets not forget the "Blue Jean" Fridays.
Well sometimes they have free cake on an executives birthday.
Have some ocean front property in Kansas I would like to sell you. If interested let me know.
Saved on advertising and boost ed moral by using the monsters university logo. What more do you want people??
We could do what other companies do. Promote MCD as a great place to work. Conduct internal cheerleading meetings to identify the sheep and the free thinkers. Get rid of everyone who does buy in. Think of all the money we'd save on rent once the facilities are completely vacant. Between that and the one morale boosting project, we might make money. Are you listenin', Stewie?
Sounds like paradise to me. Give me a high five. Who's with me?
Think of all the exciting company benifits-frozen pay, extended work hours, cross town comutes, no business class travel, what more could you ask for???
Its all good, we all just got elcheepo plastic sippee cups to drink the company koolaid, along with a display chart?? with the company visions (or lack of)...