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GE b---s--- Job Bingo - Let's Play!

The rules of the game are to post your favorite useless GE position that no one understands.

Here's some examples:

Chief Innovation Officer

Chief Creative Officer

Vice Chairperson

Any job with the terms Diversity and Inclusion

Any job with Ecoimagination in it

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I know a 'Lead Leadership Specialist' here in UK

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Productivity Leader. Cough Bob cough.

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Lean Leader

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Sally Le Page, GE's creator-in-residence

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Yes

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I.T. consultant

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XLP - accelerate lifeboat program. Now they start to assign people back to the ship they once abandoned. Sorry for those with third class tickets.

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Product Design Engineer

They are Drafters, let's just call them what they are...

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Former GE employees..... Full of opinions, short on facts, too effing stupid to follow the simple rules of a post.

Looks like GE got rid of the right people.

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Chief ANYTHING or ANYTHING Leader, except in the exceptionally rare case there really is only one person with that title in GE.

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VP of Janitorial Services - GE Capital

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SWAT Leader

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Digital... wtf is "Digital" besides a zero or a one?

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How about any D-rate??

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Any board member named Comstock

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CAS...Corporate Audit Staff. FMP, (financial military police), and Commerial Ops (aka Keystone Cops)

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Any Executive of GE Power

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Any title with HR in it.

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Another vote for President & CEO, GE Power

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Cash Leader

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I have found folks with this title "Technical Product Manager" to be the most troublesome. They don't seem to know whether they are product or project managers. The worst of them have this title but spend most of their day micromanaging architects/developers.

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Chief Digital Officer

Chief Innovation Officer

President & CEO, GE Power

Chief Human Resources Officer

Senior Vice President, Global Growth

Senior Vice President, Business Transformation

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XX Digital Leader

Breakout Leader

Anything XLP

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Don't kill the thread dumb--s

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Any job title with Intelligence in it, what an oxymoron!

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Margin Expansion Laboratory Leader

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Lead Learning Delivery Specialist

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Cost-out Manager

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Post ID: @jjm+VZnUNsb

They have most certainly come up with some great “buzz words” super useful and productive!

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