Thread regarding Devon Energy Corp. layoffs

Oh no, we smell the devils lettuce you are consuming. But no one cares. You have a hard hat sticker.

Oh thank God. I for sure thought you were smelling my medicine. I was worried because I have not had a chance to get a sticker yet.

Mmmm the smell is not coffee... it’s the big steaming pile coming from the top of the tower

What I like most about my new 3D sticker is the ability to simultaneously make new friends and PO hypocrites at the exact same time. Thanks EHS for supplying these amazing anonymous medical decals. Also the good thing about this new program is that if Devon does take action against us, we don’t need insurance to lower our pr-scrip-ion cost because now I can grow my own medicine in my basement.

Would the previous poster please limit their d--g use to m-r-j-a-a and cut out the LSD and magic mushrooms. Oh and will someone please do something to get the stock price up. Not this Vision 20/20 double talk but actually like making money in oil and gas production.

For Sale

One bedroom retreat located in the beautiful foothills of Brokeback Mountain. This is a fire sale (not literally) all items must go. Owners are parting ways and ensuing different endeavors.

Yes folks, it’s me Wide, and I’m here to tell you about this excellent timeshare opportunity. We’ve been a little slow lately on the EHS front and as a result we have relocated approximately 1500 certified hard hat sticker contractors to assist in the frontal assault on our borders posed by the approaching migrant caravan. We have received credible intel which points to embedded factions of the cartel associated with the recent influx of counterfeit hard-hat stickers. Unfortunately these members are mixed in with the peace loving folks of South America. This can not be allowed to continue, so it won’t!

As one can expect, this decision did not come lightly and it has put tremendous strain on my relationship with Bulbhead (aka daddy). You see, Bulbs thought we should take our ehs contractors and utilize them to assist in picking up pieces of what’s left of the Showboat. I disagree, and feel it is better to get grips on these hard hat stickers.

So Bulbs is hanging it up (reverie call not his thing and quite frankly he’s a little seasick) and is heading to construction. Just like Devon to hire a pastry chef to run an automotive shop (you get my drift). Please keep us in your thoughts as we navigate this ever changing landscape.

Successful serious offers for the retreat will be eligible for a special personal performance by Devon’s very own Dierks Bentley impersonation.

Ok guys this is cerial. Our safety program is based on handing out hard hat stickers. So be cerial guys this is not a joke.

My ear lobes are welded to the side of my head.

Continue allow what you is

Due to the increased demand (aka Stress). We will be ordering another 40 medical stickers. They should be available middle of next week. I am sorry these are not transferable. However the bad news is if you have a sticker you won’t be able to go on our SWD sites but the good news is you will still be alive. Earlobes will be offering these to the field as early as the first of December. We are piloting this program in the high ivory tower first.

Vision 2022 Titanic sets sail....

"I would hate to see what the sock price would be if Devon wasn't buying"

Devon bought the most dirty smelling gym socks.

"The best way out of the company is to get the severance. Isn't that why we all still work here???"

Yes, because where you dregs land next, won't be as lucrative pay and benefits wise.

So Devon's bought back 50 million shares at an average price of $41 a share? I would hate to see what the sock price would be if Devon wasn't buying.

Are the hard hat stickers transferable? Asking for a friend.