Who forgot to pay the AC bill??
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There will be layoffs before next quarter call ie this next week. Therefore we will turn the AC back on and more stickers available.
We only have 4 stickers left. If you want your free anonymous sticker, you must come pick them up before Friday at noon. This is the only way to protect yourself from the one of whose name we must not speak.
Well we had two options. It was either cut the AC or cut the sticker program. To nobody’s surprise we have a new sticker for everyone. It will be a 3D holographic weed leaf. This will be issued to all employees who want to self identify that they have a medical license. This will in no way be used to discriminate against you and this way you don’t have to tell HR and make us violate any ADA rules. So feel free to come by lightbulbs office tomorrow and pick up your free 3D holographic sticker.
Mmm hmm...You know that's right, BriannaBritches.
(In my black woman voice)