It’s going down tomorrow m------f----s.
Gene Leahy mall about to get a couple more residents.
Remember - Omaha winters are cold and deadly.
Bundle up - I know I will be.
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Today is the day.
Word on the street is Lance bought Gene Leahy Mall out of spite so he can toss UP employees out of there as well.
55.08 billion for 51 pct control
I will take my 2 billion and bet 34 times on the roulette table, jokes on you. We need to fire people with bad attitudes. Clearly your on the executive team and you don’t like my plan. Got to go, I’m headed to Iowa western to start assembling my team.
More than keeping my job, my biggest concern is that any layoff be done as safely as possible. You know, because that is the number one priority of UP.
As of market close UNP is worth $108 billion. You’d need $65 billion to take control. So good luck with that. No wonder we need to fire people - nobody even knows how much the company is worth.
I spent my last dollars on mega millions. If I calculated my termination correctly, the night before I’m sent to the UP bone yard i will have won 2 billion dollars. I will then take the money buy controlling shares and fire the people who fired me. This ninja just became the ninja master. I will feel like Julia Roberts in pretty woman. #big mistake. Once I fire everyone at the top I will back fill the executive team with Ivey league recruits from Iowa western community college.