Thread regarding Saudi Aramco layoffs

CRM

Stop spreading rumors. The layoff CRM request was closed on time and was handled correctly.

It was simply rejected over and over while it was bounced from department to department because nobody knew which group was supposed to do the work.

So it took two years to get started. But the CRM KPI is great. Based on number of closed CRM requests they are actually short handed.

They just dont need technical staff for CRM request processing roles when anyone who can crawl in and push a button can close/reject work without doing anything else.

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Post ID: @OP+TCwv1E2

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After review this is all closed/rejected. You need to send an official letter. Not from you, but from your division head to my division head. That will show you how important and empowered I am. After my division head receives your letter and we ignore it then we need a letter from your manager to my manager after which you can open another CRM request for us to close/reject. We don’t do work here but it will keep us and our managers busy holding meetings about the work.

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Post ID: @pxdb+TCwv1E2

I need daily weekly quarterly annual updates on this item please and i scheduled a presentation meeting for a group of random titles due in an hour. It would be really great if one of you expats ( you're all the same it doesn't matter who) could get my presentation ready thanks

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Post ID: @lkuj+TCwv1E2

😂 very well said!

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Post ID: @hqge+TCwv1E2

That Aramco IPO is my all in dream short. If they ever list it.

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Post ID: @ftse+TCwv1E2

Engineering services should be renamed crm management. If you actually need anything engineered, it goes to 3rd party BIL (brother in law) contractor. Brother in law could be cousin or uncle. Then you have to explain everything to some 3rd world "engineer" and then correct all the mistakes to have engineering services approval.

But the IPO will fix everything.

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Post ID: @2uel+TCwv1E2

This is a pretty good summary of central engineering’s “services”.

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Post ID: @1wbn+TCwv1E2

Great spin!

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Post ID: @lfc+TCwv1E2

This is hilarious

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