It's been a long time since I read something positive about HPE. Not that I think this changes our situation in any way, but it was a nice distraction for a moment.
HPE shines in IDC Converged Systems tracker, Cisco does not
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/04/05/hpe_shines_in_idc_converged_systems_tracker_cisco_does_not/