Thread regarding NEOS GeoSolutions layoffs

Happiest aprils foolish days

​Our favoritest foolish neos dreams

Sign employee contracts guarantying for no more layoffs

Drills best nequen well ever, bcame 2nd largest arg producer

Discovery 10 bbbls 20,000 m below kaspian in kazmunistan

Doubles productons at our $1B amazon oil field, sells for $10B

Proves up new megaresources play in ohio

Securitise 5 underwriters’ for cypriotics project

Discoverys oil offshore virginia with shells our beloved partners

Becomes exclusive geoscience provider for crc

Sign ksa mineral exploration deal with 5% royaltys’ for neos

Mbs drops by specialties to join silocone valley staffers for coffees

Closes our $200 m bond in caymens with gold mens socks

Discover armored trucks full of golds on asteroids

Buys all of cgg for $30 m and hq movies to moanaco

Launches e&p co led by 2 BPurokrats

Opens offices in london dubai moscow beyjing

Grants bonuses and stock options to all employees

Rehires layoff staff, opens penthouse offices in denver, houston

Posters 33 new job openings with signing bonus and teslas for all

All hanz celebration on hackula with cristal

Inks deal for neos docudrama on netflix

then it was 2 april and we woke from our foolishness dreams

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Some consideration for jude law - too HANSome, but the widows peak is a match

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Shame that netflix fell through. I heard that rowan atkinson had signed on for the chairmen role

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u forgot.. the AI, PAnalytics, De Library of data.. Project with ppl in MOscow paid in rubles.. Gold mine in Ghana they inherited from TTI.. etc. etc. etc..

Pppl who flew over cuckko0s nest.. will not understand ur satire. ONLY brits can !!!.

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