Our favoritest foolish neos dreams
Sign employee contracts guarantying for no more layoffs
Drills best nequen well ever, bcame 2nd largest arg producer
Discovery 10 bbbls 20,000 m below kaspian in kazmunistan
Doubles productons at our $1B amazon oil field, sells for $10B
Proves up new megaresources play in ohio
Securitise 5 underwriters’ for cypriotics project
Discoverys oil offshore virginia with shells our beloved partners
Becomes exclusive geoscience provider for crc
Sign ksa mineral exploration deal with 5% royaltys’ for neos
Mbs drops by specialties to join silocone valley staffers for coffees
Closes our $200 m bond in caymens with gold mens socks
Discover armored trucks full of golds on asteroids
Buys all of cgg for $30 m and hq movies to moanaco
Launches e&p co led by 2 BPurokrats
Opens offices in london dubai moscow beyjing
Grants bonuses and stock options to all employees
Rehires layoff staff, opens penthouse offices in denver, houston
Posters 33 new job openings with signing bonus and teslas for all
All hanz celebration on hackula with cristal
Inks deal for neos docudrama on netflix
then it was 2 april and we woke from our foolishness dreams