Hey. Management. Do you want to make a change for the better?
How about you some respect for all us peons under you who are working their tails off and don't ask us to just drop everything for 2 days per week because you'd like everyone to waste time filling out a spreadsheet to answer something that you should already know. Especially when we just told the last person in your seat the exact same thing just a few months ago.
How about that idea?
This will probably come as a surprise but we actually are a little bit busy what with all the GDPR scrambling and trying to keep things running half reliably with just 25% of the needed staff.
How about you try to improve our working lives instead of making them even more of a living hell than they already are.
Don't be a doofus, doofus.
PS: Anyone want to make a wager if we will finally see a whole month without a p0 or p1?
Nothing has changed for the better so if we do go a month it will just be luck.