Thread regarding ADP layoffs

ADP manager traits - a list

Here is a list of traits that make a great manager at ADP:

•soulless

•ninja with corporate jargon

•like being a cog in a money machine that only cares about its stock price

•crushing employees hopes and dreams

•love PowerPoint presentations

•great at lying (this trait is especially handy because you will have to layoff a lot of your employees)

Please add to the list of what makes a great manager at ADP.

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....lie to your face

....lie to your face again

....lie to your face again then say ' sorry you feel that way'

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I wonder if Marcus Buckingham regrets selling his company to such a heartless one.....

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Post ID: @1sej+SX1gB3H

....and to get promoted to senior mgmt it requires :

  • a reorg every 2 years, so that you can satisfy your ego

  • clueless about the true impact of the change to the employees work

  • ability to create cutesy new acronyms for all the upheaval new programs and reporting structure that your ego created (see first bullet point)

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