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Baha, screw Devon and their leadership. Monitor me? Do it now, I’m doing 100 on the freeway bumping 2Pac on some blueberry purple haze stuff. Boss this morning: “eyes are red, allergies?” Me: “I cried all of the way to work thinking about the pending layoff, nah fu$&face, I’m lit son. Now get out of here, your chronic halitosis is making me sick. Go schedule a meeting”
Outsource IT? Outsource Accounting? I vote for outsourcing the entire executive staff starting with the catatonics and the deceitful.
As a matter of fact, I’ll do it. If Hager can wipe $17B in market cap off the map while preaching one team, assets and fiscal responsibility while overpaying for assets that quietly go away without a mention, I’ll be the best thing this place has ever seen. “Hey guys, let’s postmortem this Miss play and what went wrong so we can learn from it.” No, pack your $hit and get out of here. We’ll start with leasing out the vacant building space and let some tenants pay for all of it. Oh, and the damn pine cones, fire sale baby! Free food for all employees and I’m bringing the liquor back too. If JR can do it, I can do it better! We’re going old school and start kicking some a$$. You want to win, you’re about to see it real-time!