Welcome to the club. It’s only just begun.
Sincerely,
~Chesepeake circa 2013
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Hey Chesapeake and ex-Cheasapeake!
Kiss my dirty borehole!!
Dear Devon,
We are here to help. Give us a call.
Your Friends,
89 Energy
Settle down children!
And don’t get any feces on the walls. We want that tower clean when we move in!
Slinging the feces around like a monkey at the zoo...
Feces? Got some right here!
Feces
All ya’ll,
Doesn’t matter what happens in your jobs. You must still tithe. We owe money on Easterland. Drill baby drill!
Sincerely,
Peoples Church
Welcome to the lower end of the peer group.
Guys guys, enough, everyone knows chaparral is the place to beat. Layoffs every year, no need to guess when or if. It just is apart of the wonderful culture. Layoff the best workers and keep those who can’t use excel, or what an oil well looks like. Good luck keeping up.
-Your ugly step brother
Stackarral
Miss you guys
Only oil and gas companies can get in a pissing match over who laid off more people... stay salty my friends.
Sandridge being all gangsta!
Dear Both of You,
We define the word club.
We are still alive.
Your friend,
Sandridge Energy
Dear Chesapeake,
Quit your bragging.
We invented restructuring.
We were so lean, that Carl Icahn took a liking to us.
We had our moment of glory, like Devon.
Oh, and our building is nicer than your ivy league campus or the "Watch Tower" , or Crystal Cathedral, whatever
We were an actual E&P company. Pioneers.
Sincerely
KMG
Dear Devon,
Your denial is cute.
Sincerely,
Chesapeake
circa 2015
Dear Chesapeake,
Still glad we're not you.
Sincerely,
Devon