I am glad to see IT gone.
Who in their right mind would ever dump the UPS program (and the address book) at prime time?? What idiot authorized that?
Who is in charge of the registers which don't work?? The computers which run slower than AOL dial up?
Sorry, I am glad you are all fired. Maybe soon my job will be much easier when I don't have customers waiting five minutes for their charge cards to go through.
Would you like me to go on???