Thread regarding Staples Inc. layoffs

New Executive Compensation Plan

100% commission now, based on how many family photos are eliminated each month.

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This post is an example of why SP and Staples Management will continue to fail.

They have nothing to do except worry about what is posted on this board and put up ridiculous post like this crap.

Advise - go back to your cube - wait for the axeman - he will cometh.

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Post ID: @1yqv+RAKfj0A

thank god that Sycamore bought them out before the stock collapsed.

well, collapsed even more.

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Post ID: @1xwa+RAKfj0A

Ladies and Germs and bald headed worms .....I am here before you ...to STAND BEHIND YOU....to tell you something I know nothing about . Next Saturday , which is Good Friday , there will be a men’s meeting for women only . Tickets are FREE , so pay at the door .......pull out a seat and sit on the floor . That’ s what it’s there for .

Hello . For the THREE people that write every post and the TWO other people that read them and occasionally respond. Well done ! You have reduced this site to a joke , which it is . It is ONE big joke.

As you know , STAPLES is an amazing and wildly successful company with centuries of greatness ahead of them. By now you have figured out that the stories in the media are true . That Staples is a front for The LIQUID ARMOR Company , a Russian conglomerate that is dedicated to all kinds of secret stuff. Like the Russian Election Meddling scheme. Did you read that it was discovered that Liquid Armor contains billions of micro organisms that are so small they cannot be detected with even the most powerful of microscopes . These micro organisms leave the phone surface and crawl into the ear canal ...and eventually plant themselves in the brain . For one purpose ....to brainwash you into buying Come over Pepsi. That’s it . Staples is red and Coke is red ....it was so obvious.

Look , this is all nonsense . Staples isn’t going anywhere. It is here to make things EASY for trillions of people. Even though the leadership are devil worshiping, New England Patriot fans they are a good bunch of dudes. Don’t believe any of the rumors that they are firing EVERYONE ( so silly ) and replacing all associates with robots , ......or talking animals , like the Disney movies have proved exist.

Things will be fine .

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Post ID: @1lul+RAKfj0A

haha, no sense of humor left, eh? that's what happens you join into a web of lies.

you should already be gone, chums!!

scissors get banned next!!!

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Post ID: @1mzb+RAKfj0A

This board is worthless. Half the posts that are at least plausible are complete fabrications by people who get some sort of sick pleasure out of watching people suffer.

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Post ID: @1hwl+RAKfj0A

Why are there so many idiots on here. Can we keep posts to something relevant to real. If you want to talk stupidity. Use reddit.. https://www.reddit.com/r/Staples/. People need lives, if they spent as much energy on these boards as they do at work. Maybe there'd be some actual productivity.

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Post ID: @1dol+RAKfj0A

huh?

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