Thread regarding State Street Corp. layoffs

On the first day of Christmas my Mgr gave to me

More work than I can do in a day.

On the second day of Christmas my Mgr gave to me a two new replacements for me to train.

On the third day of Christmas my Mgr gave to me grief for using the bathroom three times

On the fourth day of Christmas my mgr gave to me four days that I had to come in earlier and work later

On the fifth day of Christmas my Mgr gave to me a five ring binder for managing his golf schedule

On the sixth day of Christmas my Mgr gave to me six new classes to take that ran before I even get to work

On the seventh day of Christmas my Mgr gave to me seven inquiries that were due seven months ago

On the eight day of Christmas my Mgr gave to me eight files that have never been purged.

On the ninth day of Christmas my Mgr gave to me nine more funds to handle while he’s golfing

On the tenth day of Christmas my Mgr gave to me ten minutes to eat a lunch

On the eleventh day of Christmas my Mgr gave to me eleven ultimatums.

And on the twelfth day of Christmas my Mgr gave to me a pink slip.

Merry Christmas good will towards all

Peace

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Lucky you. You get a 12 minute lunch. Wow where are you located. Ha ha. Jokes on all of us

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Post ID: @qxz+QucpkOl

Shame on you using the bathroom during working hours.

Didn't you get the memo , go before you come in, only go during your break and your lunchtime

Yes its hard do you spend 3 minutes in the bathroom and cut your 15 minute lunch down to 12 minutes

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Post ID: @kmu+QucpkOl

Brillant !!!!!!!!!!!! love your Christmas work song, and its so dam true

I worked in an area just like that, but they also had one more Rule they stole from the movie 9 to 5

An office that looks efficient is effcient.

So no personal items left out, no pictures or other personal objects on your desk

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Post ID: @kbz+QucpkOl

As a former State Street worker I can tell you, this used to be a great company to work for.

They offered a fair salary, great benefits and workers were treated with Respect and were Valued.

Every high school and college graduate wanted to work at State Street.

Then starting around 1998 an evil black cloud started to roll toward State Street.

Evil corporate bean counters started to slowly take over the running of State Street

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Post ID: @cpr+QucpkOl

Sorry *recession

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Post ID: @fpt+QucpkOl

I just truly wish I knew what it was like to have a career in finance before the great revrsdiom I’m sure it was great I’ve heard tales ofvraises abd pensions and lunch breaks. I only know misery no raises no promotions. Long long hours chronic layoff fears.

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