Thread regarding Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE) layoffs

What is "HPE Next" supposed to be?

So, HPE just laid off a massive number of people in Houston, all ages, experiences, genders, roles - makes no sense. Not sure about director level and up - they seem to be holding on for now - maybe to manage the jobs outsourced until their replacement is outsourced.

Are they getting out of server business? Becoming some sort of a consulting company?

Really strange, how unfortunate are we with the last 4-5 CEOs. Can't tell which one was the biggest bozo and more incompetent.

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Well, I think that question about the worst HP(E) CEO of all times is easy - the current one. No one else had obliterated this formerly great company yet. But she certainly takes the cake. And then gets voted(?) one of "the 100 greatest minds in business"... What a slap in the face.

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Post ID: @3mrz+Q1oUge0

What is "HPE Next" supposed to be?

More restructuring & consolidation until run out people

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Post ID: @3vqy+Q1oUge0

HPE Next is the tool to reduce the current workforce by 75% in the next two years. Enjoy the ride... It’s going to be wild.

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Post ID: @2ktd+Q1oUge0

Any word on layoffs in Boise?

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Post ID: @2yqh+Q1oUge0

Interesting to read about what is now happening at HPE. As a former HPE employee who was part of the DXC spin-merge, I wondered upon whom management's disdain would now fall. With HPES gone, management had to turn their wrath somewhere.

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Post ID: @2rwa+Q1oUge0

HPE Next is the development of another spin-off organization. Mark my words.

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Post ID: @1woy+Q1oUge0

HPE NEXT has a secret high-level daffynition known ONLY to the highest secret cabals at HPE! Maybe “Urban Dictionary” knows about it as well, but I’m not sure about that…

In any case… HPE NEXT is an acronym meaning “Hardlips Peckinghard Eventually Nullify Everyday eXistance of the Terrestrials”

In more detail…

“Hardlips Peckinghard” refers to general ruthlessness, just plain not giving a hoot about the humanoids.

Hardlips Peckinghard will Eventually wear down and Nullify everything that normal, Everyday humanoids care about, in their daily eXistance… Feeding their families and serving their customers in a free market, run by the free wills of the free humanoids, with willing, un-coerced buyers and willing sellers, with minimal interference from big-wigs, of the Government Ogre flavor, or of the Corporate Ogre flavor, or, even, of the Government-Corporate-Collusion-Ogre flavor. These latter kinds of ideas are favored by sensible Terrestrials.

Meggot and Minions are in approximately 135.179444% opposition to ALL of this! MeThinks that a fairly logical conclusion might perhaps be… Meggot and Minions are anti-humanoid Extra-Terrestrials!!!

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Post ID: @ved+Q1oUge0

HPE POINT Next

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Post ID: @dnr+Q1oUge0

HPE is designed to fund MW's golden parachute and nothing else.

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