I am smarter than all those analysts who think that Intel is on a good path, and I am smarter than everyone else who recommends INTC stocks. I am smarter than all the people who buy INTC. And I am telling you, Intel is DOOMED! DOOMED I tell you! Of course, I still work for Intel despite that (What is dumber than buying the shares for a doomed company? - Yes, working for that doomed company!). Before Intel announced the great quarterly results, the fact that Intel is losing traction in the PC and server market were the reasons I cited why Intel is doomed. Now I reverse that completely and claim that Intel is doomed because we are making too much of our profit from the PC and server market. Doesn‘t matter, I will adjust my story to match my expectation that Intel is doomed, because I am smarter than everyone else. I am smarter than Intel‘s CEO, smarter than the board of directors. I have all the answers, and those guys just can‘t see it!
The only analyst who is smart like me is Ashraf. Ok, he thinks „nm“ means „nerdy men“, and he still thinks that the main raw materials for a chip manufacturer are potatoes and sunflower oil, but he is smart like me. Ok, he also owns Intel stocks, but we both agree that you shouldn‘t own Intel stocks... or work for that doomed company... or buy its products... or even say its name. Or else you will be drawn into the downward spiral that is the fate of Intel and that all those dumb pseudo-experts cannot see. Only I can.